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HP:DH - My Review
THE FOLLOWING TEXT CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS. DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED THE BOOK OR ARE WILLING TO BE SPOILED. CONSIDER THIS FAIR WARNING.
That Snape Boy.
We had been right all along. He was Dumbledore's Man, through and through. He had acted on Dumbledore's orders, but I knew from the moment he cast that spell that he would die.
Although our favourite character was redeemed, we fans paid a terrible price for it. JK took this wonderfully ambiguous and seemingly multi-layered character, and flattened him. Snape turns out to be a weak man - blackmailed and unable to let go of an all-co
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The hogwarts rules
I solemly swear that:
I will not tell voldemort to go to his `happy place`.
I will not play fetch with lupin.
I will not invite snape to tea parties.
I will not tell the divination teachers that my tea leaves are swearing at me.
I will not under any circumstances allow Peeves to know the password into Dumbledore's office and offer him points for each object he destroys.
I will not send Voldemort flowers, no matter how tempting it actually is.
I will not grow marijuana in herbology. Not after last time...
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
I will not ask Hagrid what a jackalope is.
I will not add Magic mushro
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Damned Promises
He could be at home listening to what would probably pan out to be the most important game of the Quidditch season. He could be working on his new motorcycle. Hell, it was 1:00, he could probably be at the bar already. Surely there'd be some flock of lonely housewives around that time...
Instead, Sirius was stuck in the monochrome hospital waiting room, sitting on a hard chair and drinking bitter coffee from a styrofoam cup, listening to the wails of pregnant women, the woes of expectant fathers and whines of newborn children. He made no attempt to hide his distaste, punctuating every second breath with an impatient huff or mumble.
"Padfoot
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Well, fairly decent....I disagree with a couple things however (yes I know its satire) Indiana Jones...I believe the Whip Wielding Hero Syndrome is worse than the Samurai Syndrome...For one...Well just think about it? At least a sword can be used in desperate time...You might get lucky, who ever is about to kill you might just laugh them selves to death. A whip however...I know some people who truely hate Indi and his fans and who would actually shoot someone wielding a whip as though it were an actual weapon...Then we have the One Man army phase...Honestly...I dont think I even need to talk about that one...Just use basic logic...One man with a pistol against a battalion with assault rifles and 50 caliber sniper rifles...Need I say more?