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Drinking a Dragon Punch :iconthefiend:TheFiend 1 2
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Fanboys are Fagboys :iconthefiend:TheFiend 7 14
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Harry Potter: Good or Evil? :iconthefiend:TheFiend 47 24
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The Great Internet War :iconthefiend:TheFiend 7 11
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Halfway to Dreamland :iconthefiend:TheFiend 1 12
I have just discovered the best beer in the universe (or "univarse," as our Internet scientists prefer to call it). It has a light, slightly sweet, yet impetuous taste. It is a modest beer, not magnificent and not disgusting, but exactly the kind of beer you can drink for a long period of time without getting sick of it. It is cheap, so very cheap, and yet so enjoyable as to make me boggle at how cheap it is. And this isn't a sissy light beer - at 5%, it is enough to qualify as a more laid-back Canadian beer or a strong American beer (silly Yankees and their weak beer). And on top of all of this, it comes in a tallboy.
I bought it at random because the name made me laugh. That shining, silvery tallboy, with the wacky font and the oddly placed quotation marks... two dollars of my Canadian money in return for 500 millilitres of the finest beer I have ever tasted. I still remember the first time I laid eyes upon that beer... that fateful day I became enchanted with its economical, yet wor
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Bush says condoms are obscene :iconthefiend:TheFiend 7 26
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The Internet Sucks :iconthefiend:TheFiend 0 12
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Emotional leg-humping :iconthefiend:TheFiend 8 29
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We are all bums at heart :iconthefiend:TheFiend 3 2
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The Boredom Ramble
Hello again, random self-gratification, et cetera. First off, I want to say that this update serves no purpose. Now that we're past that gem of ineffable wisdom, let us move on to less important things. Like the post itself.
I hate boredom. No, wait, I hate being bored and being unable to do anything about it. Sometimes you can be bored and it's an okay, "lazy day" kind of boredom. Then there's the "dear God someone get me something to do before I stab myself to death with my own pried-out teeth" kind of boredom. The kind of boredom that probably caused God to invent shotput, so He could watch and mock the silly little mortals feebly heaving vaguely spherical objects in random directions for no readily apparent reason. Speaking of shotput, I had to do that in my Phys. Ed class in high school. I was a lot weaker back then (90 pounds), and I could barely even get a respectable throw in. Or shot, or put, or throwputshot or whatever the hell it's called when you uselessly push that ridicul
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Lord of the Mountain by torei Lord of the Mountain :icontorei:torei 2,791 210 And The Wicked Shall Rise... by Duffield03 And The Wicked Shall Rise... :iconduffield03:Duffield03 53 18 Adeptus Mechanicus Skitarii by Duffield03 Adeptus Mechanicus Skitarii :iconduffield03:Duffield03 323 57 Hastings by Duffield03 Hastings :iconduffield03:Duffield03 219 46 Kryptman: Imperial Dick by DemonMads Kryptman: Imperial Dick :icondemonmads:DemonMads 91 44 Wh40K: The Movie Scene by StugMeister Wh40K: The Movie Scene :iconstugmeister:StugMeister 135 52 Imperial Guard by NachoMon Imperial Guard :iconnachomon:NachoMon 423 64 Beware the Shadows... by NicolasRGiacondino Beware the Shadows... :iconnicolasrgiacondino:NicolasRGiacondino 438 172 Private Investigations by NicolasRGiacondino Private Investigations :iconnicolasrgiacondino:NicolasRGiacondino 166 80
I Loathe the Undead
I loathe the undead.
They're always whining about "brains" and "guarrrgh" all the time and they're clawing at you with their nasty clammy maggoty-infested hands and biting your wife with their rotten yellow teeth and trudging along in a big stupid horde, losing their limbs all over the place and blocking traffic like they owned the world. Would you believe there was a zombie stampede on the I-41 this morning? Yeah, they held up traffic for like an hour. It was a huge stampede. They made me late to work and I think they almost cost me my job. Never mind that the boss has been later for less important reasons than a zombie stampede.
Some day I'm going to stick him in a room with a zombie in it and see how he likes it.
Anyway. I would have been later to work this morning ('cause I think that stampede's still going on, I mean they just said on the news half an hour ago that the last body count was like sixty, and that's way too many for just an hour-long stampede) if I hadn't gone and inst
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210705 zombie by Jon-Wood 210705 zombie :iconjon-wood:Jon-Wood 3 45 Cloud gone clubbing by Jon-Wood Cloud gone clubbing :iconjon-wood:Jon-Wood 23 7 Little Red Bruce Campbell by garwik Little Red Bruce Campbell :icongarwik:garwik 8 10 lunchbox girl by lunbocks lunchbox girl :iconlunbocks:lunbocks 2 1 Why Is It Empty? by roverpup Why Is It Empty? :iconroverpup:roverpup 1 0
Transient Scripts: Anton
Oh…no I was awake.
Yawn, mmm, I was awake.
How are you? I haven't seen you since February.
Yes, Jean's house was the last time.
Good… Still with Vanessa?
Mmm, yes, Sophie.
Oh isn't she just?
Nothing it's just…
Her and her little book
Her worries
Just yeasterda- no
I guess
Don't give me that, listen, just the other day I was lying naked in my bed, but with the covers up.
We still sleep in separate rooms.
I was feeling my pulse on different parts of my body, my chest, my stomach, my neck and she came in and started touching me. She said she wanted to help and I told her to please leave me alone. She couldn't, she just couldn't while I had such a look of despair.
Yes, that's why I was doing that, to feel better.
Well its makes no less sense that her talking about it.
I just told her to go off and she did. She went right into the other room to write in her cute little book and sniffle my name.
She mustn't worry!
Well, she's a beautiful girl; she'll have other lo
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Cory Brown
Favourite genre of music: Speedcore industrial noise
Operating System: Fiendows ME
Shell of choice: What does this mean, help me I am not good at this
I just looked at my old journal entries and holy shit I used to be a retarded prick. I mean, I'm still sort of a prick and kind of retarded sometimes, but Jesus.

Anyway, I might post something about something at some point. I don't know. I might be drunk instead.
  • Listening to: porn
  • Reading: porn
  • Watching: porn
  • Playing: porn
  • Eating: porn
  • Drinking: porn


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Charl8 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
XD HAHA! I like your harry potter rant! It was hilarious! *dies laughing*
kiljax Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2008
Hey Fiend.

When you play Warhammer online, I want to hear your rant.

I demand a rant.
rose-star Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
Your rants are freaking hilarious. Looking forward to reading more of them. XD;
StugMeister Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cheers for the fav on my Wh40K: The Movie Scene pic!
biz2005 Featured By Owner May 17, 2006

I am one of Krista's friend's, *Liz*

I was just on a random site that had augest pic's on it, and that's what lend me here.

I just want to say CON-GRAT-U-LA-SIONS!!!!!!!, I wish you and augest all the best luck in the univers and across time.

(,-.-,), wedding always make me cry, But your wedding what Krista tell's me that's going to be one crazy shindig.
tangledweb Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2005  Professional General Artist
Cory, looks like you're back ranting again. :D Anyways, just wanted to wish you a happy New Year, dude.
TheFiend Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2006
Happy New Year to you, too.
canis-phantom Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You can't hug the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- hug 6 other people
4- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started hugging right away!
Greetz to da Vincey ^_^
Kass-Craven Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2005
:poke: i've been told you eat hamburgers... :poke: I want some!!
peachtwee Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2004
nice poetry, nice art nice everything! ur also very handsome :D
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