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Harry Potter versus Twilight
Harry Potter versus Twilight
I am sick and tired of hearing about this Harry Potter versus Twilight thing. The books and authors have nothing in common, except that they are well known and quite popular amongst many people. However even then it is stupid to compare the two. I first saw this comparison when they set up a section in our school library with a board that said If you love Stephenie Meyer, youll love
and had a bunch of retarded vampire books underneath (All retarded but with the exception of Vampirates. Theyre vampire pirates. How much more awesome can you get?). There was a newspaper clipping of an a
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HP:DH - My Review
THE FOLLOWING TEXT CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS. DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED THE BOOK OR ARE WILLING TO BE SPOILED. CONSIDER THIS FAIR WARNING.
That Snape Boy.
We had been right all along. He was Dumbledore's Man, through and through. He had acted on Dumbledore's orders, but I knew from the moment he cast that spell that he would die.
Although our favourite character was redeemed, we fans paid a terrible price for it. JK took this wonderfully ambiguous and seemingly multi-layered character, and flattened him. Snape turns out to be a weak man - blackmailed and unable to let go of an all-co
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The hogwarts rules
I solemly swear that:
I will not tell voldemort to go to his `happy place`.
I will not play fetch with lupin.
I will not invite snape to tea parties.
I will not tell the divination teachers that my tea leaves are swearing at me.
I will not under any circumstances allow Peeves to know the password into Dumbledore's office and offer him points for each object he destroys.
I will not send Voldemort flowers, no matter how tempting it actually is.
I will not grow marijuana in herbology. Not after last time...
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
I will not ask Hagrid what a jackalope is.
I will not add Magic mushro
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Destroying the life of a rapist is no big deal.
Just get raped and live to tell the tale.
Just get raped and live to tell the tale.