Hey, guys, I'm still alive, I swear!
Also, I am engaged to
. She is awesome and I totally plan to be that one guy that everyone likes because he's all laid-back and easygoing, but then someone threatens his wife or makes her upset or something after having too much to drink, and he totally goes Akuma and turns into this wrathful warrior type and everyone's all "OH SNAP" and then the building collapses. I don't know why the building collapses, but that would be bitchin'.
Also, I bought Soul Calibur 3. Talim and Seung Mina are still the most massively cheap bastards I have ever fought, although the other characters seem slightly better balanced - ESPECIALLY Ivy, who did not instantly kill me every time I faced her. This is an improvement. Also, making your own character is so fucking cool that I wish there was some way that I could apply this game to real life and turn myself into a totally wicked-looking guy who runs around with a crazy massive sword but fights mainly with his feet and that looks silly 'cause he's in giant plate mail and you're all like "oh man he's gonna chop me" but then he kicks you in the chin and you're just like "motherfucker WHAT" and he kicks you off a cliff. That would be awesome.
Also, Star Wars: Battlefront II is such a cool game that, when I played it, I experienced a Nirvana-like state which I refer to as a "gamegasm." This only takes place when you do something insanely cool in a game which is so awesome that you are drawn into it utterly. Like if you're playing Deus Ex and you're in that MJ12 lab in Hong Kong, and you get caught and the alarm goes off, so you just unleash Ninja Rage and charge out of there using your elite Iaijitsu skills with the Dragon's Fang to kill everything in your path, you would have a gamegasm.
Anyway, I must go now so I can fail to complete an assignment. Bye!